It's that time again- Fall is in the air at last so let the festivities commence!  Here are 31 Halloween jokes to get you in the mood for some spooky fun!

They'll make you "howl" with laughter!

1. What kind of treats do eye doctors give out at Halloween?

     Candy Corneas!

2. Why don't they play music in Seleton Church?

     They don't have organs!

3. What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts?

     I don't know but it's not working!

4. How do you get a werewolf to stop chasing you?

     Throw a stick and say "fetch".

5. How does a scarecrow drink his juice?

     With a straw!

6. What kind of bread do zombies like best

     Whole brain!

7. Why don't mummies take time off?

     They're afraid to unwind!

8. Why don't people like Dracula?

    He's a pain in the neck!

9. Why are spiders great baseball players?

     They know how to catch flies!

10. Why don't ghosts shower?

     It dampens their spirits.

11. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

     Because you can see right through them.

12. What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

     A hot dog!

13. Why doesn't Frankenstein dance?

     He's got two left feet!

14. How do bats know how to fly?

     They just wing it!

15. Why do witches like hotels?

     They love to get broom service!

16. Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

     He only had one pupil!

17. Did you hear about the black cat who ate a lemon?

     What a sourpuss!

18. Did you hear  about the invisible man who went to the doctor?

     He's still waiting to be seen!

19. Why shouldn't you date a mummy?

     They're too wrapped up in themselves!

20. What do ghosts wear if they can't see?

     Spooktacles!

21. How do pumpkins get paid?

     With pumpkin bread!

22. Why don't zombies eat clowns?

     They taste funny!

23. How do you know when a vampire is sick?

     He's coffin!

24. Why do demons and ghosts hang out together?

     Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

25. What kind of skin treatment do ghosts use?

     Vanishing cream!

26. Why are vampires bad at art?

     They only draw blood!

27. What do you say when you see a witch and a warlock kissing?

     Get a broom!

28. What do you call a witch with a rash?

     Itchy witchy!

29. What was the chicken ghost's name?

     Poultrygeist!

30. Why didn't the scarecrow eat dinner?

     He was already stuffed!

31.  Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

     No, they eat the fingers seperately!

 

From all of us at Koetting Eye Center, we wish you a very (not too scary)  Happy Halloween!