IN HONOR OF OUR ANNUAL TRADITION, HERE ARE 31 KID FRIENDLY HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR YOUR TRICK OR TREAT FUN!

 

1. WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY?

   HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH!

2. WHAT'S A GHOST'S FAVORITE DESSERT?

   I SCREAM!

3. WHAT ROOM DOES A GHOST NEVER GO INTO?

   THE LIVING ROOM!

4. WHY DO VAMPIRES ALWAYS SEEM SICK?

   BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS COFFIN!

5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WITCH WHO LIVES AT THE BEACH?

   A SAND- WITCH!

6. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DROP A PUMPKIN?

   SQUASH!

8. WHAT DO SKELETONS ORDER AT A RESTAURANT?

   SPARE RIBS!

9. WHY DID THE VAMPIRE NEED MOUTHWASH

   BECAUSE HE HAD BAT BREATH!

10. WHAT DO GHOSTS WEAR WHEN IT'S RAINING?

   BOO-TS!

11. WHAT'S A MONSTER'S FAVORITE PLAY?

   ROMEO AND GHOULIET!

12. WHY DID THE ZOMBIE SKIP SCHOOL?

   HE FELT ROTTEN!

13. WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO WITCHES WHO LIVE TOGETHER?

   BROOMMATES!

14. WHY DID THE MUMMY GO ON VATATION?

   HE NEEDED TO UNWIND!

 15. WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT PUMPKIN?

   A PLUMP-KIN!

16. WHAT'S A SKELETON'S LEAST FAVORITE ROOM?

   THE LIVING ROOM!

17. WHY DON'T GHOSTS LIKE RAIN!

   IT DAMPENS THEIR SPIRITS!

18. HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN JACK-O- LANTERN?

   WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH!

19. WHAT DO YOU CALL A CLEANING SKELETON?

   THE GRIM SWEEPER!

20. WHAT KIND OF DOG DOES DRACULA HAVE!

   A BLOODHOUND!

21. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WITCH'S GARAGE?

   A BROOM CLOSET?

22. WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD?

   HE WAS OUT-STANDING IN HIS FIELD!

23. WHAT KIND OF MISTAKES DO GHOSTS MAKE?

   BOO- BOOS!

24. WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A BLACK CAT WITH A LEMON?

   A SOUR- PUSS!

25. WHAT'S A GHOST'S FAVORITE FRUIT? 

   BOOBERRIES!

26. WHY DID THE VAMPIRE READ THE NEWSPAPER?

   HE HEARD IT HAD GREAT CIRCULATION!

27. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKELETON WHO WON'T GET UP?

   LAZY BONES!

28. WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUMMY WHO EATS ALL YOUR CANDY?

   A GOBLIN!

29. WHY DON'T MUMMIES TAKE TIME OFF? 

   THEY'RE AFRAID TO UNWIND!

30. WHAT'S A VAMPIRE'S FAVORITE SHIP?

   A BLOOD VELSSEL.

31. WHY DID THE GHOST GO TO THE PARTY?

   HE HEARD IT WAS GOING TO BE A REAL SCREAM!

 

WE WISH YOU A SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN FULL OF FUN AND FRIGHTS AND FABULOUS TREATS!

- THE DOCTORS AND STAFF AT KOETTING EYE CENTER